teeneileen

ziamsandwich:

eyeslikecominghome:

eyeslikecominghome:

there should be an ed sheeran generator where you type something into it and it makes it sound beautiful and eloquent

like “i dropped my pen onto the floor” would translate to “the magic wand with which i pour out the workings of my soul onto a white blank page cascaded from my fingertips onto the cold, unforgiving ground”

are you ed sheeran

teeneileen

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING